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I just saw that! That's extremely good news!

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Wild Maiden's Tears is the name of my new band.

I feel very blah today.

No nausea, no pain, no fever, no dizziness, I’m not dehydrated. But I have not gotten out of bed for anything except bathroom trips and an occasional cigarette.

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Still certifiably insane.

The point is that you enjoy your day. Don't worry after lil' ol' me.

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Give it ten minutes.

And, happy bday!

I had an endearing but frightening conversation with my neighbor's kid. The last time she saw me, I was being loaded into an ambulance in the middle of the night and she's been bugging her mom since that day last month. "Is Michael still sick? Why won't he see anyone?"

She now has a working understanding of bipolar disorder and she promised she would try not to worry over me so much.

She's ten. That's mortifying.

There we go.

I'm gonna make him pay. I don't get sidelined for free.

Until you people start appreciating the work that goes into making a baby grand piano something a full-sized human can dance on, it's not clear that we'll ever see eye to eye.

Yeah. She's dead.

I also got her confused with

Lynette Fromme.

In my defense, there was a woman in one of the thrift stores who had probably been talking since 1960 about how Germany went woke and the schools went woke and she wishes she wasn't in the village but felt trapped because she lived in woke government housing because her husband can't get a PCS back to woke Germany.

Day one of putting the "salmon flavored" lysine paste directly into The Damn Cat's ™️ mouth.

Because she's a little bitch who apparently can't even be bothered to clean her own stupid hands like normal people do when someone smears disgusting off-color yellow stuff all over them.

I didn't lose any blood today. Let's hope that's a trend.

I have to sit here like some kind of daylight vampire and wait for my phone and vape to charge before I can leave my home to go buy Box Newport 100's and a new vape cart from some guy at a bougie vape store who I don't even really like because WHERE THE HELL IS BEN?

Eeew. That means I have to be nice to old people.

I think I should probably try to find a man friend that isn't twenty years my junior.

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!!

I have a meeting.

Bye bye bye byebyebyebyebyebyebye.

And there is my mannn.

Mika is so stupid handsome. I love that suit.

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Who said that? Challenge accepted.

He's not allowed to have tattoos.

Yesterday it was cocaine, today it's sammiches.

I have a very fulfilling life.

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So where, exactly, are we on the sammich situation?

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One of a kind?

At IKEA?

I don't think so. That doesn't sound plausible.