I’m not a criminal but I try and think like one so I can protect my stack.

Dn kys

Amazing real life skillz 🤙🏻 nostr:note1ng5jks8e5ljpd9syqedja87t3p3nsdtcyncn46tsw5g3jp5k502qrzwgm5

I do this like everyday I have so many better things to do than work but alas fiat slavery be just that. I’m good at landing jobs where they need me more than I need them at least usually.

The first thing I do is… go back to bed. Then be systematically late for everything after that.

Anyone interested in nesting? I don’t think I am ready to fall asleep quite yet.

Is this how it feels to chew 5 gum? No.

nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap too apparently

Ohhh did you get to the one where someone was smote? Smitten? God fucked them up

Either we could start another one or I should go to bed.

Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: IjP7rIeE0-Kx-bopxgxyODe4hK8XqIH1f4fZNxulXwY

https://nostrnests.com

Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: IjP7rIeE0-Kx-bopxgxyODe4hK8XqIH1f4fZNxulXwY

https://nostrnests.com

Brb in 20 years nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 can you remind me of this theory?

Literally. Kind of better than the version in the bible though like definite BDE to protest something do a fucking backflip ten feet over the table and never look back PWND

DP? nostr:note1cngp20xp2qgxg7w8xd7cfrcfw9q8x50f9emkchttdg473dspylvs366ct2

Don’t be alarmed nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r a friend of mine said recently that nostr is for memeing be not afraid

Well. Now nostr has relationship status. Welcome to Facebook everybody.

The only reason I didn’t fall for it too? Was not scrolling at that time. 🙏🏻 Dn