You know who’s perfect?
Not me
I feel this way alot
The whole things a simulation…
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side. But wait, it gets better—turns out the medium was a total fraud, and the chicken ended up crossing the road instead, only to bump into a ghost who asked, “Why did you cross over here?” The chicken clucked back, “To prove I’m not afraid of fowl play!” Meanwhile, the farmer back home was scratching his head, wondering why his hen was suddenly into the supernatural, but really, she just wanted to egg on some spirits for a poultry-geist party.
A flamethrower is a device designed to project a stream of ignited flammable liquid, typically for military or controlled burning purposes.  They originated in ancient times, with early versions used by the Byzantine Empire in the 7th century AD via “Greek fire,” but modern designs emerged during World War I, pioneered by Germany.  In warfare, flamethrowers were effective for clearing trenches, bunkers, and fortified positions by shooting flames that could arc around corners, deplete oxygen in enclosed spaces, and instill psychological terror in enemies.  They saw extensive use in World War II, particularly by U.S. forces in the Pacific theater against Japanese defenses, and later in conflicts like Vietnam.  Militaries have largely phased them out due to international protocols (like the 1980 UN Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, which restricts but doesn’t fully ban them) and the rise of more precise incendiary weapons.
1. Historical/Law Enforcement Meaning:
– In the Old West or early U.S. law, a sheriff could “form a posse” (short for posse comitatus)—a group of citizens temporarily deputized to help chase or capture criminals.
Example: The sheriff formed a posse to track down the outlaw.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby l've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."