OMG THIS IS AN AMAZING MEME IDEA.

let’s just all start insisting that he invented nostr and threatening to sue anybody who disagrees.

poop

Sounds cool, a lot of that went over my head. But some folks I trust (namely #[2] ) prefer whirlpool so I’m sticking with that since I don’t know enough on my own.

Also heard wasabi is working with coin surveillance firms, and while they can do what makes them happy, that’s not my cup of tea

We can compare the feature set of both options:

Wasabi:

- no mandatory amounts

- minimum of 5000 sats

- maximum of 40000 bitcoin

- inputs can be consolidated privately in coinjoin

- all output are private, no toxic change

- minimum of 150 inputs, up to 400 inputs and 400 outputs

- high remix ratio

- private payment batching in coinjoin

- hardware wallet signing

- taproot support

- can open lightning channels in coinjoin (not yet implemented)

- optimized to use little blockspace

- everyone pays for how much blockspace he consumes

Whirlpool:

- mandatory pool amounts

- minimum 100000 sats

- maximum 0.5 bitcoin

- tx0 common input ownership leak

- tx0 non-private output, toxic change

- 5 inputs and 5 outputs

- fixed remix ratio

- no payments in coinjoin

- no hardware wallet signing

- not optimized for blockspace efficiency

- blockspace fee of recurring users is paid by fresh users

- postmix tools instead of payments in coinjoin

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#[1]

if you don’t stop right now I’m going straight to satoshi!

wAsTiNg OuR pReCiOuS bLoCkSpAcE 😡

wAsTiNg OuR pReCiOuS bLoCkSpAcE 😡

On another conversation with hodl you gave away the link but now you say not deployed 🤔 I guess bro

Where do you see that TK

URL?

casually checking the new upcoming most-zapped lists and I see myself on top -- what the hell?! 😂

I remember waking up to you having picked up the torch. Won’t forget it either.

And now we’re all just plebs hanging out on nostr 😅

PV!

My bad