BRO WTF IS THIS LINE I SHOULD MOVE TO BUENOS AIRES LMFAO
RE: the Glenn Greenwald leaked video
if he wasn't an illiberal populist right wing useful idiot i would 100% go to Rio and make him my dress wearing piggy bank sub daddy to spit on and fuck the shit out of
alas, he's a retard, so get fucked. at least the vid is good
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
my sister bullied me over the hole on my shirt https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/faaea8eddf13232fd3b4a1770307b6f6d1772e83c98182a6fdb5c1c7ad2c325d/5f0d97b9ba22c04cf42a78008f90163cdc8f09c63ac06c3d6957a33a7695fd89.webp
BONUS MEME: CAT MAN THEME SONG
https://video.nostr.build/2a3d33df24564e4e1f11fb0fbf861de88eb6e7912ec06e1ea8837ae5be39bd1a.mp4
When adopting a cat, make sure to consider the options. #dgg #daliban #dansaltman
one day i'll quit these #smoking
as a kid i liked that the hanna barbera cartoons were basically like 'hey what if we made a funny animal character but also they wear a random single article of clothing' #cartoons #hannabarbera 
TEST WTF IS HAPPENING TO NOSTR
dark souls = dogs
bloodborne = wolves
sekiro = cats
elden ring = horses
honestly kinda racist how they have the cat emojis but not wolf ones πΎ
happy new year
im actually currently sleeping and have been in bed for hours. this was scheduled to post. never trust people online you dont know who is actually there and who is lying
(i lied again i dont have a bed. it's a futon. go to sleep you freaks)
they literally made an ad based on my life. this isn't okay. how do i sue for copyright?? https://video.nostr.build/74b96e3f9d96f1a08004e379a01d13f9c20169ba92a6be5814026139611e61bc.mp4
merry chrimbus (aka the holiday right AFTER christmas)
π¨ BREAKING: Dan STILL wears femboy programmer socks in 2024.
#DanSockWatch #Daliban #dgg #dansaltman
#dgg #daliban #dansaltman #louisrossmann
When the zoomers grow up, become Disney animators and remake the 1973 Robin Hood movie, it will take place in current day America and they'll make Robin kill a CEO in New York.
π·π«πΎ "A hero? Do you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned."
don't they do that already? or did they say they're going to stop? https://www.threads.net/@mosseri/post/C8WaVxRO3oH
emojis should appear online the same way emoticons would appear in old IRC / msn chats
if i type :@ it better show the π‘ fucker instead
bonus meme #dgg #daliban 
wow they already made a movie adaptation of El Gato Inmortal #dgg #daliban
Almost 20 years of sd card upgrades. πΎ
512mb, 1gb, 4gb, 8gb, 32gb and 512gb currently. π²
hey, i edited this one
watch it or you will NEVER be crispy π‘
Paws~
#dgg #daliban #anythingelse #dansaltman 