What a fuckface

I slipped, spilled my coffee, and while reflex reacting, I reached towards the cup and accidentally typed..

sudo rm -rf /

.. and lost all my #bitcoin 😭

I tried calling customer support but they told me to #HFSP

Getting jiggy with it, I see.

Why pamp?

There's a new #Bitcoin    disease listed in DSM-V-TR.

Do you know someone who is or could be suffering from BAS?

https://armantheparman.com/bas/

I have started and I'm making progress

David Attenborough:

"Little do the humans realise, that while they are busy mostly copulating, switching genders, and throwing faeces at each other on Twitter, quietly and surely, Parman is buying all the bitcoin."

If central banks started printing money to accumulate bitcoin, they won't get much b/c:

1) bitcoin is limited

2) most will be held

3) weak hands don't have many in total

4) they'll push the price up and printing would spiral or of control quickly

In summary: we HODL, Laura

After years of writing, I'd say this is my best summary of everything I say about #Bitcoin. It's fitting for it to be on the last (21st) edition of Citadel 21.

Please save and use it to orange 💊

https://www.citadel21.com/we-are-separating-money-and-state-join-us

May Bitcoin be with you

Http://armantheparman.com/passata

I won't put that in my mouth

Only if you want to protect your bitcoin

Unstoppable shitposting.

#Nostr

Some great person

Then you must bring him from the dark side

stacked AF

Like blockwork:

Don't ask ridiculous questions