"Fuck them kids" - Jason Voorhees
...oh God no
"Shiiiet do uh, does yo ass come to dis cloud districk offen?"
WAIT? Who's hiring practic...
OH!...Now it makes sense
Some people will tell you that a fancy controller is important, or that some 400 dollar rgb keyboard and mouse are...
The true most important gaming peripheral is a solid gaming pee bucket
Don't be fooled by cheap knockoffs
I found this funny and it seems like a good time to share it
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/2cf4111032b5bbfc013ffd26d043bd8ecc1b3a70d906d680eca1d521afaba0e0.mp4
Its a long way off but the proton decay of the universe will eventually happen. Every solid mortal thing ever built will crumble to dust and then nothing. If there is nothing beyond that, if there is no starry veil to split the night sky and see the face of eternal heaven and life?
I dunno, seems kinda hopeless
That'd be my takeaway. I'd reach the same logical answer AI eventually will.
If the meaning of life is just to prolong life and there is no deeper meaning the most merciful thing to do would be to just end it
What do people that don't believe in an afterlife do? I'm not even being like a jerk or smug about it. How do you get up every single day and trudge through this clown world hell thinking this is all there ever will be?
How do you continue thinking that when you die everyone and everything you loved is just blinked out of existence
Good idea, you can never have enough circles of torment
[me picking up the phone]
Hello, Dante? Yeah, I need you to see something. We're gonna have to hire some home depot mexicans or something. We don't have enough circles of hell...
"God why do you give me your biggest implants"
"...I didn't that was you, stop being a whore"
I really can't wait until some people get to Heaven and explain to St Peter that they deserve to be in Heaven because their gay pastor said sodomy was acceptable
My word what conversation that will be
The tattoo is her biggest sin
I'm not the world's best Christian but I'm pretty sure the Bible was clear on this
"Have you tried sitting your congregation down, explaining why what they're doing is wrong...and hitting them?"