Top 3 answers to why communists don't own a gun in America:
1. Fear of suiciding self
2. I'm sensitive but I learned mall karate
3. I'm 11
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Bitch I don't know why you do this shit to me
FUCK WE JUST BOMBED IRAN! ITS HABBENING
This is the new "based" Speaker of the House that is really going to get those damn demonrats talking about... *checks notes* His black son...
I'm so tired
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jews: "jews aren't one monolithic group"
Also jews:
The crew of the USS Gerald Ford has been served a dinner of steak and lobster tonight. This may not seem like a big deal but this meal is traditionally saved for holidays (not today) and days that they'll be giving the crew news that might lower morale (Like combat deployment)
Calling it now, Biden's announcement tomorrow will be we're going to send troops to both Ukraine and Israel because fighting a two front war with enlistment down 30% is the smart thing to do
Damn, Grandpa found my posts about Israel
This nigga has absolutely been to prison
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Israel when it finds out that hospitals exist:
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That man has never eaten a single gram of protein
Israel: You antisemitism!
China: "是的."
Timeline:
Oct 7: Hamas paraglides in to Israel, attacks a rave and various infrastructure. Israel loses internet. For 38 hours the internet is nearly free of all racemixing, transgender, homosexual or diversity propaganda. Porn consumption drops 40% globally.
Oct 8th: Fighting continues inside Israel. Hamas accepts the gift of banana from a kindly jewish yenta. ISIS and the Taliban offer to join Hamas' fight.
Oct 9th: The babycaust. 40 Israeli babies are found stuffed inside each other like a kosher turdurken allegedly. Power and water are cut off to Gaza.
Oct 10th: Israel launches a massive counteroffensive to Gaza and then air strikes against Lebanon for some reason.
Oct 11th: Israel seems to be largely business as usual. Internet kvetching and pollution nearing 100% of normal. Israel launches an attack on a warehouse in Jordan and also air strikes a few buildings deep inside Jordan for vague reasons.
Oct 12th: Ben Shapiro's Fuckmaster 5000 250hp turbo charged masturbation machine breaks down as he can no longer control his raging genocide boner. Israel launches airstrikes against Syrian airports in Damascus for some reason
Summary: Israel was attacked by Palestinians from the Gaza strip. They have launched counter attacks and preemptive assaults against 3 different uninvolved countries since then. This all sounds incredibly jewish.