In my 20s I joined a doomsday cult that believed Jesus was going to come back and take the clean believers to space Heaven (Which is located apparently between the rings of Saturn).

In order to be a "clean believer" you had to avoid eating onions and garlic. I knew it was a cult when I joined. I joined only because I was bored they were giving away free coffee cups and they had a cool dragon and cross on them.

Anyway I left the cult after about 2 weeks. Fun times.

If you go to the Heaven's Gate website not only does it still look exactly like it did in 1997 but the email is still monitored and you can still join

In retrospect we should have known anyone named Marshall AppleWhite was going to start a cult

Since they added a bunch of niggers to Dune is Paul still Muad'dib or is it Muah'dik now

Buying a bedroom keurig so I don't have to go to the kitchen at 3am to make my going back to sleep coffee

When someone in a job interview asks me where I see myself in 5 years:

https://media.nicecrew.digital/788552256b418b0e3288a1756a4fb191f436b9dd5a9ea4d1fd5eb80640a047ec.mp4

Andrew Tate fans be like:

https://media.nicecrew.digital/49c82a84249f08630e75596bdba44267c8d1778cf4413d62e6e909d7a93daa97.mp4

Stop begging online then and build Wakanda you swarthoid

Guy Fieri noooooooo

"Sir a second arrest has hit the Tate brothers"

Will you eat the forbidden molasses?

Abby Shapiro doesn't like people paying attention to White girl milkers:

:angry_boobs:

Its true, I really am too nice and peaceful for the world of selling artisanal hand grenades and hot sauces

WTF is this? Is this a Pro School Shooting ad? Liberal are literally fucking retarded

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/fbe8a253ef84ca97605dba7ad277dd820a47ca6e2f965670babde7c3439d30be.mp4

Therapist: Horizontally cut bread isn't real, it can't hurt you

Horizontally cut bread:

So that kid that the media tried to have crucified for dressing like an Indian and having a half black face paint? Yeah, he is an actual Native American. He is a member of the Chumash Tribe and his father is on their board of Native Affairs. They claimed he was White

You think you hate the media but you don't hate them enough

Ah yes, Tilapia Le Quaker State

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e954c2129a701cc162fcbb56e5d6c647b013781753519a18c8cfa806f57ab762.mp4

Terminator movie idea: 1987 Axl Rose Terminator coming to 2023 to kill the faggot he is going to become

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/229a8bd9c4dd95c4a0386f53b13eac19a2f6e05a4165b3413d28f7154b9367c5.mp4