metal and hardcore music is white music

Every time I see Canada Dry I think

>it’s wet

and crack up

Fight or flight: activated ✅

Man! This chicken is undercooked

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When you’re handsome, they let you get away with it 🥂

Mr Admin! Have this faggot sent to the vaporization room and have him obliterated immediately!

Going to the low trust society, y’all want anything?

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Shitting at the bar

🔨🔧💪

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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My favourite part about dogs is whenever they prompt you, it’s always actionable: feed me, give me water, let me outside, pet me, tug of war?

Never anxiety inducing stuff like “what are you gonna do if you get laid off?”

You’re a stupid pecker

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