It’s like permanently affixing your favorite graphic t-shirt to your skin for the rest of your life.
Nothing will ever be that much of a constant.
I was dumb, had plenty of wife-options but kept holding out for something better, not realizing I should’ve just listened to dad all along and molded a good wife out of good stock.
Even as a teen I planned on getting married kinda late, like 28, just because I didn’t know how to reconcile my rebellious “don’t lecture me, woman, I’ll do whatever I want” attitude with being a husband. (another lesson actually, they go together pretty well)
It’s just gross how nobody seems to take fertility seriously. The loss of fertility should be mourned, instead they just tell teenagers “awww shucks, anyways here’s even MORE birth control, you’re probably sterile, but as long as you keep taking BC pills you won’t be uncomfortable!”. She said they almost treated it like she was lucky, and her mom could rest easy knowing there wouldn’t be a teen mom under her roof - like she even hung out w/ boys to begin with.
Just a nasty, foul system, and all this “women make for better OBGYN’s!” shit is apparently a total farce
This song is friggin’ wild, holy cow
A whole lot of food in restaurants in the US is just shitty, commercially purchased frozen stuff, not actually prepared in house. Most of the “dude I LOVE this little mom & pop place” recommendations are just the same thing - people with a deep fryer and a corporate account to buy everything in 20-lb bags. That’s where stuff like appetizers often come from, AFAIK it’s not uncommon for entrees to be in the same boat. So frozen sauces for spaghetti, lasagna, maybe?
I was never a food guy so I only pick it up in bits and pieces, but I’ve eaten out with enough grossed out culinary nerds to understand something is up
I make them ask me for it. Although I don’t really do the anger thing so much as the funny thing. Everyone gets a kick out of it, unless they’re just pity laughing at my jokes.
It’s good to have a “nah, it’s not fun talking about ugly stuff” and having them actively request an update. Good filler for conversation w/ family, and at this point it’s a security notice for the parents in the family
Gonna eat nothing but meat and watch Horimiya (I think she’s still sleeping it off)
Guess I put the tiny bachelor crock pot to a bigger task than it was built for.

SHIT GUYS THEY GOT ARMOR PIERCING A/T DILDOS NOW TOO

“Oh gotta paste this news clip, this is great!”
actually pastes azure lane’s Warspite ass *
what was I gonna post?

What do you call it when everything about a manga pretty much sucks, but the art is cute?
