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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

They want you too

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This alone reminded me of the life where you have 2 sets of shoes: Boots, or shower

It’s actually kinda crazy. Their parents are almost happy to give her away.

Neeting in their basement: FAILURE, EMBARRASSMENT

Neeting in your living room: ADORABLE, GOING PLACES

THis made me sad b/c right before the lockdowns there was a bright eyed, bushy tailed lady who opened a farmer’s market near here. Didn’t survive more than 7 months….the thing got turned into a weed dispensary. But there is a guy that sells homemade ammo there sometimes so….it’s niggerville

Looked it up and “Yuna Song” is a little kid, so it makes sense. Here are the “hot korean girls”, btw. I’m not an expert on distinguishing the males from the females so I’ll leave it to your expert eyes

Alright, now we’re gettin somewhere

And they WILL head back to their parent’s home immediately after class, and WILL shit their pants when you ask to study w/ them.

Colleges are so tough, so many are commuters now and the girls are so tired and lazy they just prefer to run away all the time telling themselves they’ll be “social next time”

for sex or meaningful coupling? The former is everywhere they go throughout the day, the latter tends to be tougher. Networking has given me the most luck, but hopping around and going to social events and work things near colleges used to be a middling way to find dates at least. Stuff like ‘leadership’ courses for your school, or work certs you can get, that kind of thing.

Volunteering supposedly still helps, but the girls are usually workers. When I was into my hobby stuff I seemed to find a girl or two every year, though they were generally not great for me. (outdoor activity chicks are not my fave for wifin’)

wow….so COD MW2 WAS a tactical simulator after all….

I like to keep my language skills up, and it’s more enjoyable playing background TV than talking to shell-shocked latinxs at work

Actually I think you can get old TV on there…a few boomer stations play wall to wall zogslop from the 50’s to 80s. Seeing stuff from the older generations is enlightening, you realize the pozz was always there, it was just piped down to a 3/10 volume

When I discovered that I thought I could at least check out the hot mexican weather chicks, only to see foul goblinas…turned the TV back into a monitor

It’s why I won’t shit talk the guys still going on there to fight. Even if it’s all shit up and botted, it’s just another famous battleground we’ve retreated from entirely

You may not like it but predators like this are integral to the ecology of the savannah. The ugly, bug-eyed, fang-toothed hyena fulfills a necessary - if ugly - function

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Yeah, but at least they know how to play the game. After youtube….then bitchute, it’s really a miracle if they’d have gone iwth anything else