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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Returning to poast and realizing I left my soul on the last server and I’m now a hollow husk imitating the old woggy

CMP has some bottom grade ones for seven hundo right now……tempting

So far this week in flying alone I’ve been able to watch 2.5 seasons of feel good animus and I dread the boomer return

https://i.poastcdn.org/24d65f40164f4d2ab40e2b590b3abefa21d6e73e0f7ee263fe9adf67f526e48d.mp4

And she bragged about it. “haha I’m broken, I’m so deranged, my fetishes are all illegal lol”

Yeah uh….miss? There’s a reason we don’t invite you out to our secret drinking spot at work

Yeah, you don’t know much about running agriculture for profit.

“dude lmao just buy more land”

woah, simple solution, he should’ve thought of that!

“Selling HALF the land kiss profitability? Imagine how small it must be”

Have you ever run a business? Nobody can afford to trim 50% without cutting into bone.

I know guys who are “rich” farming, where their gross income is north of a mil….but take home is less than a wendy’s franchisee. THAT is how farming goes, and that’s over here where you get subsidies and special treatment. I have little doubt the guy lopped off any chances of sustainability when he sold off half the fucking land.

had an 18 yo zoomer girl say this but about Tumblr.

Makes sense why she’s so messed up

I suspect that channel is run by women, all their commentary is that catty, illogical stuff. Very bitchy and shame based, unless that’s just ukie culture.

It’s very grating seeing how they act now compared to how they were before all of this stuff started up, it’s like they’ve been replaced by HR women

Now imagine you’re sent there having to work in/for them for a few weeks/months at a time. Really gives you some hard-bitten experience in life. Something most good trad families don’t give their kids out the gate.

Granted, it can just as often turn into an unemployed college dorm hangout where nobody does anything at all. Some of them go REAL native when they’re just shipped abroad to preach and realize they don’t have any oversight to go along with their fat stipend.

This dude was telling me about a date he had where the girl came over, clogged his toilet, then scooted him out of the house to go out. Even screwed him at her place, then when he went back the next day he found it all flooded

Piecing it together afterwards…..she probably didn’t want him going home and seeing that she blew up his bathroom.

Just another story about how hoes are nasty

SEE? It’s a formative experience!

Worked w/ them a lot down south, mostly retards but they’re the heavy hitters if you want actual charity. You get a feel for all the diff. missionary types, each has its own weird culture you have to deal with.

……and I just realized my chick does this already. She has like 3 fave summertime shirts she keeps rotating through.

Huh…..guess I def got a type

still never read or seen this show, literally only see the hot women from it

this one is spectacular to this day

I hit 589 on the little ticker but then the page reloaded and it went back to 20 so that is the high score

darn it forgor to post more japponesse goburins