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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Most of their crap is fine, they have more state oversight than most chink ops. Even their ripoffs like the M14 receiver are reportedly well forged, a benefit of having chicom bureaucrats cracking the whip over their shoulder

Their original designs suck though, so don’t get a canadian qbz

I hate how everyone here will undoubtedly say “who cares 4chan sucks, it’s pointless anyways“ without realizing it was a very useful feeder into our politics. It’s just ANOTHER battlefield we look at, shrug, and retreat from while our enemies own it.

4chan remains an important front because it’s THE ‘dark web site’ for dumb normies to go to when they want to see forbidden takes. For a 13 boy raised by a stripper, it’s the only starting point he has that could possibly lead him here.

Throwing away 4chan means he’ll be suckered into “never touch white women they’re all whores if you DO wanna have kids the ONLY way to do it is tate style by getting rich dropshipping chinese fleshlights and makeup, then importing a plow-toothed filipina to breed dysgienic 5’1 brownoids with“

That’s why I salute the poasters still fighting the good fight on 4chan. Most of it is garbage, the collected effluvia of a thousand intel agencies, NGO’s, and jewish ‘charities’, but there are still good dudes smacking down the zoglings when it counts.

It’s surprisingly good-ish, had a real plot w/ feels, good ending. Just reminds me of life at the time I I don’t wanna go back

WAIT IT’S NOT CUTE, it’s HORNY

sorry guys, I didn’t see it magnified, I thought it was a game of Uno

Nobody remembers this show but it was alright

that ending song to charlotte is cute but it, much like that “Lost Kitten” song, brubles something to the surface that I’m trying to repress so I can’t enjoy it anymore.

where’s that showcase of pregnancy uniforms for the ukrainian army again?

also that pic on the left has gotta be fake…then again the ukes seem so messy they’d happily let roasties leave their easily infected noserings in

“hmmm I think I’ll take the easy way out and use my future son’s face as a stepladder in order to find a wife”

22 years later

“I just don’t get my son, his sisters all got married and settled down right after college but he’s just always so pessimistic, like there’s GOTTA be girls who are into shorter fellows, right? He’s just so nihilistic about his chances on the market and I’m like “hey bud I had a rough time too but if I - a nerdy white guy in med school - could find a wife then YOU can too!!!“

The fact she banged a guy who CRIED and wore a chain is very funny to me