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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

That gets you a lot of the way there. It’s that extreme of discomfort that makes up a lot of it. That gnawing, always-there-no-matter-what, can’t sleep it off level of hunger is a good one to experience once in your life.

So is just nothing, if you ever have an extended period in solitary. Feels like you really have the time to acquaint yourself w/ your own soul

NIrty’s are the only ones I have, I asked him once and I got the “goth asuka footjob” one

disgusting, deffo not watching now.

Will look at the tiddy art tho

I love stuff like this because it shows they’re either surrounded by incompetents, aged retards, or apathetic youth that they don’t have a single person competent/willing to raise their hand and point out the glaring error

average american women are just about the same size and weight as blastoise

unfortunately tomboy superman gf has a black friend so, she’s out

the jeef keeps trying to get me to watch it but I can’t bring myself to spend time on something that will invariably be gay and pozzed, despite the fact she’s skinny I get the impression everything about lois lane is just another boss babe careerist thing

different purpose though. Over-unders are super cool because you feel like it’s one of these:

“c’mere fat tits….I hafta claim my tits”

“….sir are you having a stroke?”

over unders are the best type of shotgun and I’m tired of faggots not using them more

“hey why can’t we outsell the japanese in market share? We’re doing everything right!”

“well, the only thing we CAN do is buy out all the anime studios and make the anime/manga industry diverse just like ours!”

Yeah yeah, now do feet. You ladies love this kind of stuff but happily jump onto whatever fetish bandwagon you have when you think THAT particular asset outperforms the rest

If the right beefcake complimented your armpits you’d be wearing tank tops all winter

(also need to start reposting my censored armpit bit, that was funny)

This is why guys need to go through some form of deep strife or suffering. When you’ve set your thermometer to an abysmal level of living, everything NOT suffering seems like a total party!

At a certain point you even enjoy simpy sitting in an empty cell to have time with your thoughts

That’s what’s handy about 4chan if you consider it.

where ELSE can I go online to see an instant survey of what the NSA/FBI/CIA/NSec/Mossad glownigs WANT me to think and see?

“Hey guys stop posting hot women it alienates the gop party reps and we uh….were supposed to be taking over the party in a grassroots thing remember?”

people don’t know it but I’m not actually the newlywed holding the baby, I’m the guy in the lawn chair wondering how he’ll pay for all of this