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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Now THAT is scientific! Who cares about space?! Just keep sending RC helicopters to mars, it’s way cooler (says nobody)

People act like troons are new but they’ve been around for a while, and this whole thing has been underground much longer than you realize.

totally possible for an early adopter to have been swept up in one of these earlier tranny festivals, then been so stuck into sunk cost (and drugged/drunk for his life to cope) that he just kept it that way for good. Now that he’s got alzheimer’s his brain is reverting to an early save-state, from before the pornographic brain rot.

He’s not even the same person, the torture isn’t even deserved, might as well imagine you’re plucking him at 13 yo from the timestream and stuffing that poor soul in a tranny body

TBH I always assumed those were interns, actresses, etc.

Used to be a think in those radio shows, you have people call in as plants with a loose script in the hopes that it jobs real genuine callers to start ringing in (because you don’t have to pay them)

Also if you use actors you don’t have to worry about censorship

Tom Leykis used to have an LA radio show, where he basically told men to never get married, screw women, and live it up. The guy would farm angry calls from grumpy, jealous spinsters and roastie goblin-mommas about how their men would dump them after listening to Tom and coming to their senses.

It’s fun radio, in a way. But Leykis was an obese libertarian, not quite the ladies’ man he portrayed on the radio. He’d mock the girls like they’d be dying to go out with him because he’s so rich and famous….but he basically looked like ralph’s portly dad.

IIRC leykis really went shrewish during the COVID push, too, really hard to see.

Other jobs:

Code Shitter

AI Article revisionist

Livestreaming Censor

Voting Assistant

Diversity Coordinator (reads AI-generated firing/hiring notices to put a human face on them)

Dirt bike racer

Clout farmer

I started one early on and it blew me away how many neighbor girls somehow knew who I was, solely through their parents talking to my parents and selling them on “that boy down the street who’s doing pretty well for himself”

(Jokes on them, it totally failed in the end)

Maybe there’s some kind of red line that they can’t or won’t cross. Some communique behind the scenes saying that blowing up kiev would give away the kayfabe, and the USA would keep its hands from getting REALLY involved in the conflict as long as the russkies keep it at a low boil.

In the beginning it was pretty cool seeing the russians be much more judicious and target selective than America usually is - having talked to the guys involved in that stuff, their warnings about civvie infrastructure never seemed to make it up the chain of command in time to stop the bombings. Now, after all this time, it’s a lot harder to think they’re holding back in the hopes of not antagonizing the ukrainian populace for an eventual occupation. Seems like a mix of slavic ineptitude, bureaucratic stupididty, or fear.

I do appreciate the natural thing, I just haven’t had good experiences with girls like this IRL. They want to be one of the boys, but they never will be, and they can’t understand how to be.

They wanna be let in to the club, be part of the brotherhood but when you come in and say “sup faggot what’re you up to?” she’ll take you aside when everyone else leaves and ask “what did I do to deserve this from you? It just feels like you hate me or something and I dunno whatsgoingonwhyareyoubeingsomeantomewaaaaaaa“

I like my girls being girls, liking stupid craft projects on pinterest, obsessing over arcane feminine shit like fashion, or old wedding dresses….not getting into the same stuff I like.

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Whatsapp = brownoid dating so aside from the chuckles this doesn’t matter to us

oh boy what a treat, another girl who wants to drink like a dude, punch your arm after every joke, and fill the bathroom w/ creatine piss

I hear it from otherwise normie people who shouldn’t even be familiar with it, though. It’s so out of place

She has proven……much more expensive than just getting a housecat

what’s the breed? I notice that our recent tame breeds are getting wilder as they integrate to our flock of game birds

when she talks a bit just act like you texted the wrong “katie” or whatever her name is

super nice to “oh dang nvm sorry wrong person”

can’t afford it, tbh. Need to make some more career headway first

IDK what’s the diff, was it the codeine or something? Drinking cough syrup is like, what baptist kids at summer camp sneak because they can’t get actual beer

It’s not a bad idea, it’s just another example of how she’s always jumping at a chance to spend money to add more chores around here without considering whether the solution fits our lifestyle. We don’t have the egg output to fill up a bunch of these, we eat through them too quick, and our hens lay all year anyways. We could glass them in jars, but that wouldn’t be NEW and CUTE and make her feel like a homesteader, so it’s a non-solution for her

Here it was. Sure, it’s very cool…..but those bins aren’t super UV safe, they bleach out pretty bad after 2 years outdoors out of the sun, so you’re having to replace them every few. Add in the constant work of feeding these (which I can’t guarantee if I’m not around every day, people forget/slack) and the many points of failure/leaking and I’m just not seeing it work for us.

Seems like you’re tempting fate to have 900,000 little nuisance bugs waiting to escape onto your property, like boxing up a million locusts right outside your grain fields.

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