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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Black gun-celeb grants peek behind the curtain into the animalistic, incestuous norms that define the negro community

It’s not my fave but if I have a good nip shot to post I’ll throw them in as a bonus, I’m not the only curator of this collection

“okay so you’re not gonna believe this but you need to get at least 500,000 credits in debt, okay? It’s the only solution to become PLUS and get insane radar”

gonna miss seeing these name collages now that the game is dead

I just had too many of those “holy shit I gotta get out of here” moments on dirt bikes absolutely redlined just keeping up w/ traffic. I got to the point where I REALLY wanna be able to just bail on any position and gain at least 5 car lengths in 3 seconds at any IRL traffic speed. Mobility is all we have, gotta get as much of it as we can (unless you just stay off of high-speed roads, which isn’t an option for me)

Really depends on your riding though. I’m not much of a danger seeker, even when cycling I prefer sedate, level cross country trail riding to fun downhill stuff. I’m not really curbing my riding style by jumping on a 500 lb v twin. Guys w/ more offroad skill hate it because it hampers their fun. If we had woods, then I’d probably be on that 690, I came close to buying it a few times but I wanted more pavement performance than off-road. Still like looking at them, though.

Problem is, none of what I posted is problem-free. If you want reliability, well, the old carbed thumpers have it in spades. If you wanna futz around with ridiculous electrical problems and mysterious ghosts, go austrian/italian/german. If you wanna do it while going fast, choose the first two.

I remember that, that’s about the only way you can do it. I used to hike along down south imagining good routes to take, but you can’t really take a good bike with you, you’re just a huge target no matter where you go

Going on a cub makes you invisible the whole way through

Coming home after an intensely stressful day requiring maximum focus for 10 straight hours only to put your wife’s head in your lap and rub her back while thanking her for “working so hard with the kids all day” (watching a 3, 6, and 10 yo is the hardest job of all because tv says)

{I put effort into remembering how much I want this in order to tap into this feeling in such moments to remember how good I have it}

“hey man no this time is different, this show’s actually good, the first season is almost done you should totally check it out it’s not woke”

“The Boys”, “The Mandalorian”, “Game of Thrones”, what’s that one w/ kevin spacy as president? That whole thing was supposed to be “based” and it has a full season of grrrrl power female president

I love ‘em, I just like stuff that has storage on it, something I can take to work and have enough room for my stuff. All my sunny day sportbikes and dirtbikes have been sidelined, it’s harder to carve out the time to go play with them. For date night, a sportbike is cool enough, but it’s already a battle getting girls to wear any gear unless it’s a full leather suit.

What’s funny is I feel this way more about the zoomers. I don’t see too many millies acting like they’re 17 yo anymore….but I see a LOT of 26 year old guys thinking they’re still teens who can wear the ahegao hoodie in public

THe last game I played was…..one of those call of duty ones w/ the space fighting, played for about an hour and lost interest. At least that’s the last I can recall

My test for whether or not a game is actually good (and it holds true for basically all media):

If people are still talking about it 2 years from now, it might be worth trying

Everyone buys into the hype because nobody likes being the only kid on the street who isn’t getting to play with the new shiny, but everyone will finish the game and lose all interest in it in about 2 months anyways.

you know if you think about it someone’s gonna digitize terry davis and create a vtuber using his voice in order to grift off his likeness

Maybe….I kinda wanna see the one w/ tomboy sister because she’s cute. Right now I’m looking forward to the mushoku elf wife arc

I’m gonna clip this bottom left panel for use

I watched the vampire milf one once….it’s obviously part of something bigger.

I know who most of the chicks are from collecting pinups of them, but watching it is…..eh. We’ve taken a run at ep 1 to 3 a couple times sporadically, every time we fall asleep and have to try again. When we click with something we watch it all the way through

A whole lot of books are that way. I remember reading a lot of old “classics” from the postwar period in school, used to be surprised at how titillating they were for no reason. People even talk about how that Stephen king book had the preteen subway orgy in it, and bend backwards to rationalize how they all totally needed to plow the one girl in the group for the story’s sake.

People talking about going through all the Nebula award winning stories report just about the same: Lots of perversion, oddly enough pretty distributed across the genders.

The more I see of older media, the more I’m struck by how dirty and inappropriate it’s always been. The lack of attention to written works let them get away with much worse than you’d see on screen later.

If it’s structural, in the hypothetical where people are shooting at a genuine robot, then you’d need to soak as much as you can.

In reality I think they’re just betting on enough of it hitting internal components that it eats through functionality pretty quick

I say this every time I open a tg channel supposedly about “Beautiful art 🇺🇦 and Pretty Women”