Texting while driving was no problem before smartphones existed.... young people wont get/understand this one :-) hehehehe 🤣

I'm working on a bot and I'm looking for volunteers to help me test it.

To be eligible, you must have a LN Address (lud16) configured in your nostr profile.

The bot is simple. It "watches" my account and, for every "like" (NIP-25 reaction) I do, it will automatically tip a certain amount of sats to the LN Address of the author of that note.

To volunteer:

- simply reply to this message

- I will "like" your reply, which should trigger my bot to tip you 1000 sats to your LN Address

- I will ask you to confirm if you received them

- check your LN wallet and let me know if you received them or not

What you'll get:

- in addition to the tipped sats, and regardless if the test works, I'll send the first 5 volunteers each 5000 sats

Note: these are not zaps, these are simple standard LN tips, sent from my Umbrel.

if i spin up a CLN node, can i start using this today?

will it be payable by those not using CLN, or through normal lightning wallets. i assume it would since it’s effectively the same as LNURL but not sure

Nah, i call them "eye abusers" lol

Nothing at the minute, i sold mine before winter.

### zappr (cycle #145)

made by #[27]

### zapped users

⚡️ Zapped #[0] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[1] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[2] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[3] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[4] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[5] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[6] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[7] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[8] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[9] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[10] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[11] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[12] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[13] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[14] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[15] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[16] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[17] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[18] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[19] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[20] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[21] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[22] 48 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[23] 41 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[24] 41 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[25] 41 sats

⚡️ Zapped #[26] 41 sats

### zap pool stats

depth: 10 pubkeys

balance: 168398 sat

Please donate to keep the zaps flowing, 6k sat provides 125 people with zaps for 1 hour: zappr@semisol.dev

Donate to me for making the bot (will **not** be distributed): sats@semisol.dev

Yea, im just dreaming. Don't have any space at home and my workshop is full of tools and motorcycle parts lol.

Arguing with shitcoiners on nostr is already a huge win. The pills come together.

I was looking a them not long ago. Wouldn't mind getting my hands in one of those p1p's 🤤

Nice to zap you ⚡️

GM 🔥

Hello #Bitcoin

Hello we are winning

Those look 😍

I’ll pay an invoice of anyone that responds with the funniest number (max 10k sats). Entry fee is 50 sats (a zap). I really want to make sure my lighting address works. Prize is up to 10k sats, but if it’s not funny, you’re gonna get zero.

I want a tapsigner type ring as a signing device for Nostr mobile clients. World be perfect for this use case.