Make Nostr unusable for 30 minutes once a week again!
Yes Sir I believe that was me a minute ago 😂
I should really boost that note though to increase visibility. It's a banger.
#Boostathon
Like zapathon but cheaper.
You want to UNbank them? 😀
Marine geopolitics must be insane.
Unable to send zaps, General Kenobi. Hast du noch deine Wallet verknüpft?
Reminds me of the WhatsApp chain messages from ten years ago 'I hereby declare Facebook doesn't have my consent to spy on me'
We bring the most peaceful revolution in history upon these motherfuckers. They couldn't shoot at anything or anyone if they wanted to. They will simply be left alone, puzzled how it happened.
Banks - A Short Story, 2024
I attempted to send Euro via SEPA Instant.
Online banking interface said it has received the order.
But it didn't go through, no money was sent.
Order not mentioned in the logs, not postponed or on a waiting list. As if it never was given.
Waited an hour, nothing changed.
Trade canceled.
Next day money leaves my account.
Now I'm trying to reverse the SEPA.
They say it may or may not be possible and that I shouldn't ask about the status.
I paid 1,90€ for the Instant payment service.
🍆🍑
I had another look at it just now. You're right, it is.
Snowpiercer, 2013
Curtis is shocked to the core when he learns that their protein bars are made of insects.
Reality, 2024
Life imitates art.
It's always undervalued and too expensive at the same time, that's the pleasure and the pain, like getting punched with a fist in a velvet glove.
Angry that I get less BTC for my cuckbucks,
Happy that my BTC has risen in value against them,
Angry that it's still the same amount BTC,
Happy that it could exchange BTC for more cuckbucks but with more fiat I would just buy more BTC, so...
🔥🕊️
'Ah snap, I missed it again. Will buy when lower. Does it come down soon?'