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What's funny is that bitcoin is the only thing that makes him known. If you block posts that talks about bitcoin, you'd never receive another notification from Peter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Lord have mercy..

#biblestr #grownostr

So I explained to my brother in law that today is the day the Orthodox Church commemorates Saint Nicholas, and how he sold his family fortune to pay off a debt for girls who would have otherwise be sold into prostitution.

This kid straight faced says, "I guess that makes sense. I always wondered why he said 'HO, HO, HO'".

I laughed.

He laughed.

My wife was mortified.

Anyways, GN for real this time.

#plebchain #grownostr

One day you're a kid who thinks he's invincible, the next you find yourself looking in a mirror and trying to understand how you got so hairy.

GN #nostr ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค

#biblestr #christisking

Imagine an alternate dimension where Trump was actually humble.

You monster ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Meanwhile, Trump stated that the reason she wasn't was because of him.

Nothing like a coding project that grows legs the more you dig in...

Now we all get fat cause we're sick and tired of doing #100adaytil100k #bitcoin

This.... could totally be a thing..

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This is plumbing after multiple people poured their thanksgiving grease down the drain, causing a clog. It is definitely not......delicious looking tube mashed potatoes...

I had so many write-in compliments after a month that I doubled the combined total of all other employees in all seminole county offices ๐Ÿ˜…

GM

I randomly remembered this morning that for a very short season, I worked at the DMV. A part of my job was helping private investigators find people based on the census data collected every year to make sure you are never too far from the governments grasp. That job was my cliff dive into anarchy ๐Ÿ˜…

I looked up so many people I shouldn't have had access too like celebs, pastors who yell at word faith ministers for their lifestyle while they themselves have multiple mansions and custom 6 figure vehicles. I got fired for helping people get their paperwork right instead of making them go back in line for 3 hours. Imagine that, someone at the dmv who wanted you to leave happy.

Libs are bad at math...and logic...and well, everything actually..

I upcharge my clients if they force me to use preexisting wordpress crap. What a cluster duck..