This is fine.
I asked my German friend to draw me an informational diagram.
“Venn?" he asked.
I replied, “As soon as you can.”
(Happy Birthday John Venn)
One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!
You can’t breed eels with eagles.
It’s eeleagle.
I saw a microbiologist today.
Much bigger than I expected.
I wonder what it was on the Canadian flag that they had to cover it up with a big leaf…
Them: HEY! HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING?
Me: Try pressing Capslock.
Them: AWESOME! NOW I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!
Half the scientists have left the site formally known as Twitter.
Me: In Australia, it’s a lift.
Them: In the US, we call them elevators.
Me: I guess we were just… raised differently.
I used to have three different #Mastodon clients installed, and used each of them depending on the feature I was looking for at the time. After trying out dozens of clients, I managed to get everything working with just two - #Metext and Tooot. Recently I’ve been trying out nostr:npub1e496hx8w47y0zqjdjm6epgnf5m26rjz3d63klrdfvmqv9n4n8uhsxgagfm and I’m finally down to one client that does pretty much everything I need, and I love the UI which is based directly on the discontinued Metatext project. Thank you Feditext for inviting me to the beta! Really great work! It’s the finest iOS client out there!
I don’t know what my shoes are laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Them: What’s ignorance and apathy?
Me: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Wife: We're going to have a baby!
Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is?
Me: I already googled it and it's a very tiny human.
