"Solve P = NP."

- divide each side by P

- rearrange

- N = 1

What on earth are computer scientists on about? This stuff is easy.

Oh my CLI, it actually works

Time for the twice-yearly depressing five-minute roll back into the social media platforms I used to scroll, to remind me why I'm still here

Keep seeing the same cached page of Hacker News from 18 days ago whenever I suddenly disconnect from WiFi. Damn I love caching, but not like this

Need to get myself a Razor/Law/Principle named after myself so someone will look my name up in a book once every 300 years for the rest of eternity

The clothing style I'm most interested in at the moment is Github merch. Like whatever about stanning a multi-billion centralised software development company, the octocat logo is too much of a vibe

Does oat milk really go off faster than almond milk does? I only started to notice this after I stopped drinking oat milk religiously.

Neither goes off as quickly or as terribly as cows milk does though. Soya milk I don't care for apart from in some recipes.

🔥 Photography PRO tip 🔥

Photography PRO tip. To quickly and easily add extra atmosphere and depth to your photos, try removing the lens cap

1 for sorrow

2 for joy

3 for girl

4 for boy

5 for silver

6 for gold

7 for a Bitcoin, never to be sold

List of miracles

- Jesus turning water into wine through the most astounding act of action-at-a-distance

- Stanislav Petrov preventing the world from being destroyed in September 1983

- There's never been a miracle like the airport up at Knock

105 keys on the board

105 keys on the board

clean it down, lose one somewhere around

104 fucking keys on the board

(F11 is the missing one today)

The best defence against conspiracy theories is strong and actually good anti-corruption legislation

Or maybe it's just not having a government to corrupt in the first place. Idk I'm still learning

5 days without internet was whatever, pretty easy

5 days without nostr was tough bruh

First good meme on my feed in forever, never knew me_irl made it here

Oh nice, will consider Morocco for my next cool-oldschool-style train journey then

And yet sleek and futuristic at the same time...

8 billion people is, uh, plenty

Trying to resist calling this the least chronically technologically dependent post on my feed today

Ecks Em Arr

- Take your fiat

- Smash it

- Now you have bits of coins. Sell for 100 million sats apiece

- Profit!