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Since 387ppm: Sleep cyclist, Heliocentrist, Plagiarist -- Co-owner of Mercury, user of The Unlicense -- Programmer of Svelte, TS, Luau, Go etc -- Social & Climate justice lover, Crypto & AI tech lover -- ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ‰ https://heliodex.cf/ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง

I want a better way to do string matching than patterns (regex alone is not enough of an improvement). I remember finding out about an awesome language that *compiled* to regex, but can't remember what it was called, they had a "how we plan to take over the world" section in the readme lol.

We're going to the Mooooon...ero

Functions in the Luau `string` library, ordered by how much I like them:

reverse rep lower upper char byte split sub len format find match gsub gmatch pack packsize unpack

Hopefully, depends on whether or not the pharmacy keeps the meds in a locked safe in a plastic bag with tape around it and a big notice saying "CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE. DANGEROUS UNLESS USED AS DIRECTED"

Oh shit, did we actually do it? We actually did

Fairy Tale of New York over the speakers in the shops, and November isn't even out yet. So pissed off

Is2g I saw someone wearing a Tezos shirt at my school

Sledging is so fun yet can be so treacherous bruh

"24 automated checks failed!!!! !!!"

> merge pull request

Apples to apples

Dust to dust

Watched the washing machine do its thing for 15 minutes today. Absolutely fascinating, what a cold and calculated yet so natural and majestic machine.

Chocolate covered/smothered/coated raisins are too slept on compared to the rest of the entire confectionary industry bruh. Especially vegan ones with fresh raisins. Flavour combination just sings in harmony

The XlXi arc is nothing short of insane

> find technical specification on search engine of choice

> pdf format, download to find the info you want

> 5471 pages

Lol, BTC soaring past 86k and you nerds are just zapping it about like monopoly money

How many of you write code in the diff editor? Own up please

Anyone ever thought of putting a blockchain on the nostr? Nostr for the protocol, nostr for the blocks, nostr for the mempool.

Proof? We have the `nonce` tag. Block templates? DVMs. Peer-to-peer? Websockets. RPC? We have notes!

How has nobody ever thought of this before?! Revolutionary! (bitcoin-over-nostr protocol incoming lmao)