"Two reasons I don't vote. First of all, it's meaningless. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago ... And secondly, I don't vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around, I know. They say, 'well, if you don't vote you have no right to complain.' But where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem. You voted them in. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who did not vote, who, in fact, did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with." - George Carlin