I’m better than 100% of the people at airports. I haven’t seen a normal person in my travels.

Humbly speaking of course.

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Do you queue as soon as they open boarding, or sit and watch?

I don’t use the word queue for starters. Damn fuckin Brits. They’re everywhere. Mind the gap.

Legendary!

People in airports are not people.

Walking Dead.

Actually the rolling, limping dead. Some walk. Not really well though.

I have some nasty PTSD from airports. Fucking zombies, bad food, dirty in general.

well, you still haven't been to istanbul airport

I've been on both of them there. I know what you're thinking about. First time I thought it's a terrorist attack because the guys in the white robes. Then I got used to it. πŸ˜…

It was both.

no, i meant the state of the bathrooms and the general cleanliness of the whole place at all

it's really easy to get lost in there too, i missed a flight last time i was there and caught the bus to Sofia which was flawless

I stand corrected. It's been a couple of years since I've been there.

Risk of death for littering or being a slob works. I’m fully supportive of shooting people on the spot for piss on the floor.

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Piss on the floor is crazy. 95% sure they wouldn’t do this at home. Revoke their citizenship πŸ˜‚

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We need to start deporting more than illegals

Remember how Garfield used to always try to send Odi to Abudabi? It's actually pretty nice there now. Weird.

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