Hey Alberta, any interest in trading for Minnesota?

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No thanks 😂

Bummer, seems like MN is a better fit for Ontario types and Alberta would really get along with Montana.

Lets go halvsies on a 100 acre farm/ranch 🤔

Is this like when you go halvsies on a milk shake and your compatriot drinks the whole thing and then tells you his half was at the bottom?

If the shake comes in a stainless steel cup.... ill take the house(cup) you can have the fields (shake)

I don't know what I'm saying actually

Was this a slavery joke?

I do crack a mean whip

But in all seriousness. I would consider co-owning a ranch. One bug enough for a few to half dozen families with a bitcoin reserve.

I look at land every quarter. I need to learn some more practical skills before I go ranchin’ it. Im thinking of taking a sabbatical to work at a ranch for a month or something just to learn how to do something useful.

You got the lawyering and smart stuff.

I got the chainsaw and carpentry work going. Who's got proper ranching skills?

I can build a mean garden and am a pro at food prep too.

I feel like theres others out there that bring stuff to the table too.

There is literally no point to my smart stuff or lawyering.

Don't be so hard on yourself. There is always time to bring any skills to the table.

I think in my fantasy scenario its mostly about assembling like minded families and making it work

Ive thought about it here and there. And the crux isnt skills. Its ownership and fairness that seems to break these types of scenario up

That’s a bad trade…

Can you please shut the fuck up so I can get this deal done?

Fuck your deal…

We should just take all of Canada…

They wouldn’t do n e thing if we invaded…

They just gave land back to natives with no army…

For fucks sake…

We're not interested in trading the Ottawa problem for the DC problem.

FWIW, anyone who doesn’t want this trade to happen is a fascist nazi racist and should be censored until I get this deal done.

I feel like the nostr ceo should be notified of this

He’s in a meeting with the bitcoin CEO so I’m interim censor czar for purposes of maximizing my country to the detriment of others.

Maybe after America finishes up Civil War II there can be some new provinces added.

Sad that this only half a joke.

The United Provinces of Canada to the North, New Mogadishu to the South.

I get corruption, I get it. But why do these politicians not see they are setting themselves up to be the Lord of the Ashes as my colleague just said to me. It makes no sense.

I haven't really been following, but from the one commentary video I've seen it's pretty blatant and kind of being ignored by the media. It's like the people running the scam are actually the people in power. Crazy to think that the one guy could have been the 2nd in command. They're just Detroiting a whole state for money.

You sound like you need to go hang out on bluesky with all that censoring talk.

Stop being so stingy with all your land, very inequitable and not very inclusive.

You wanna revive Muh tariffs from last year? Price of bitty got you down?

America is running out of countries to invade to distract from how bad things are at home.

*Sighs in Poland 1939*

We’re getting out of the invasion game, reviving the gold ol’ fashion orchestrated coup d'etat

I thought they had their eyes on Venezuela…with all the oil 👀🤭

coup d'etat

Donnie is installing a new pool in the white house

slick

Donnie certainly is. The slickest even. Hugely slick.

Diddy outclassed.

Diddy didn't do what Donnie done. 😂

The rule of D’s checks out.

Both Americans btw 🤭

Fun times with Vance ahead 🤭

When I’m poor I get desperate.

That’s a big desperation aura you got there

Im compensating.