In over 100 years Heinz still hasn’t given us a decent cap to deliver its product 🤦🏻♂️.
This is further proof they hate us.
Discussion
Jewish catsup, you’re surprised?
It took thousands of years for people to combine wheels and luggage. The ketchup cap redesign time will come and we’ll all look back and say, “it was obvious to anyone with a brain”🚁😁
I hate the bottles with the sphincter release cap. It's like
"Is this enough pressure?"
"Keep going..."
"How about now?"
"So close..."
"Okay eeevvver so slightly more pres--"
"BLAARRRGHGBGHFF HOPE YOU LIKE BURGER FLAVORING WITH YOUR KETCHUP"
I like Heinz Ketchup, but I refuse to use it unless it comes in a glass bottle with a screw cap.
#standards
Unfortunately bitcoin doesn’t fix this… 🤣
High Fructose Corn Syrup Ketchup.
Primal Kitchen is better.
Unfortunately, there's no solution that I'm aware of to the squeeze lid design, though I'm sure there's something out there.
You can just unscrew the cap 👀
the only good sauce bottle is the ones with the tapered conical nozzle. you have to buy the bottle separately and get bulk ketchup with the wide mouth to fill them.
why anyone is surprised is kinda hilarious. for hundreds of years cooks have been using bags full of viscous materials (eg icing) with conical nozzles for precision such that you can write with it and construct sculptures. no coincidence either that the conical opener is also used in 3d printers and high pressure cleaners.