🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STATUS UPDATE: THE GOVERNMENT JUST STACKED 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE BITCOIN STRATEGIC RESERVE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

🔎 PREVIOUSLY:

❌ “The government will ban Bitcoin!”

❌ “They’ll fight it with everything they have!”

❌ “No way they’ll ever hold it!”

🏰 CURRENT STATUS:

✅ Government just made its biggest BTC allocation.

✅ Suddenly, banning Bitcoin doesn’t seem to be on the agenda.

✅ The same people who laughed at us are now printing policy memos about “Satoshi’s Vision.”

✅ Oh, and by the way… guess who called it? That’s right. Fort Nakamoto.

📢 FORT NAKAMOTO STRATEGIC OUTLOOK:

🔥 The attack vector just turned into an adoption vector.

🔥 Hyperbitcoinization isn’t an if—it’s a when.

🔥 Team Blue might change the script, but the ledger doesn’t forget.

🔥 The Bitcoin Strategic Reserve is real, and Fort Nakamoto has been its memetic architect from the start.

💡 New Rule: If you ever said Bitcoin would be banned, you now owe an apology Zap—preferably to Fort Nakamoto.

🔁 Repost if you front-ran the government.

⚡ Zaps = Front-running incentive fund.

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