Here is a pro tip from one Bitcoiner to another. Stay away from boats. We somehow really suck at boating / sailing.
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Mate I hear you… I’ve been in several boat accidents the last years.. I really hate those…
Lost all my Bitcoin…
Stay away from boats
you too? Sorry to hear that!
"we have some questions about this boating accident..."

go ahead. I lost 1,000,000 Bitcoins, can I write them off as capital loss?
because we spend all our money on bitcoin, not on quality boating supplies
everyone I know loses their coins when boating!!
We call them happy accidents