y’all ain’t ready for this conversation

Beef it up

The Virus === Inflation

they say you can’t work otherwise - I guess no more flip phones? 🤔

nice work #dadstr

LIFO

GN #memes

my intro to pickleball teacher said it started in the 70s I think

When will a real new sport (not some weird derivative of an existing sport) be invented?

⚾️⚽️🏀🏈

Are we beyond that point in human history?

#asknostr

Block Height 920,646

🎃 Halloween Season has begun and with it, a battle for hearts & minds.

A two-month onslaught of candy, cookies, and consumerism.

Lead by example.

Skip the sweets.

Recommit at the gym.

Create something.

Get lots of sleep.

Stack more sats.

Drink more water.

Meditate.

Eat more meat.

Read.

Be present.

#dadstr

maybe opts you out of some bad radio waves

GM

I predict that Satoshi’s #bitcoin will move prior to Quantum becoming a problem

GN

You may only participate in society if you own an approved smart device

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imagine if they offered a free donut for signing up

Nevermind the oil, etc, that washes down there …

she doesn’t want to get fined again

What % of women think

“I should start [some kind of baby-centric] business”

during the their first 3 years of motherhood?

#asknostr

oh that’s the other Matt

Don’t forget to stretch

Name a non-pharma company that cashed in on COVID bigger than these guys

#memes #asknostr

luckily we've stopped all streaming services last year (except Prime b/c free shipping) and our kids now survive on 80s and 90s DVDs from the library.

but it starts at the horizon and moves in an arc across the sky

This is how I #nostr on the go

Is that like “physically changing the code” ?

Remember “Live 8” ?

when you have all the free time in the world, sometimes you get bored and stir up problems for no reason. Parents have to pick their battles, non-breeders have endless time.

explain #1 to your family.

at least your notifications load, mine just spin now.

i never understood what is the big deal about drones? i understand in a military setting - blow stuff up without having a human onsite - but why are normal people so excited about them? take some cool photos? or is it all a military operation?

Why would Israel be part of EUROvision? 🤔

Because the man stops growing and starts acting like a child that the wife has to mother, causing the wife loses attraction for the man, causing resentment

Can we use the Meshtastic relays to transmit Bitchat messages? I am talking out of my ass.

chop wood, carry water

buy the dip?

wanted to post this at work but thought better of it

who was the nlog guy i was trying to find that video again?

i thought they had implemented this like 5 years ago and then it disappeared ?

do you have to enable it in your phone settings?

knowing which memes to send to which friends is an art.