Ummmmm I’m supposed to be doing stuff right now…..

Why am I nostring on the toilet instead?

#coffeepoopsdon’tcarewhattimeitis

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Cause you like to shit post? 😏😂🤙🏼

Evidently😂

That was my favorite book growing up 😂😂🫂

Required reading 😂

Could be worse.

Yeah. I’m super grateful I ended up eating that burger last night. Imagine if I had eaten all the knives like I previously planned

Yes, things that seem a good idea at the time. Nice impulse control.

Wait, nostr is available outside the bathroom?

Bahahaha from bed or toilet only

That's the way

This post has inspired me to drop everything I am working on and develop a smart toilet that zaps a random follower everytime it detects a "plop".