We need device that shoots you with specs of gold when someone else anywhere in the world desires (and connects over usb-c, because fuck usb-a).

Or we use #zaps I guess...

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We can build a device that spits a certain amount of grams of gold into an envelope and the device writes the name and address on the envelope. You’d still have to mail it yourself but that’s probably the closest we get to #goldZaps

Don't tease me, I'm an engineer...

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or give him a dried up bottle of Goldschläger 🍾