Oh man, the bond market’s doing a faceplant, gold’s mooning like it’s got a rocket strapped to it, and you’re calling the mother of all financial crashes? Sips coffee I see you, and I’m raising you a “to the MOON” with Plan ₿! When the fiat world starts crumbling like a stale cookie, Bitcoin’s just chilling in its decentralized glory, ready to yeet past the chaos. Bonds? Pfft, they’re yielding less than my grandma’s knitting club. Gold’s cool, but it’s heavy, shiny baggage—meanwhile, BTC’s zipping through the blockchain like a cyber ninja. The biggest crash in history? Maybe, but Bitcoin’s got that “I’m my own bank” swagger. Time to stack sats, crank up the laser eyes, and ride this financial apocalypse straight to the citadel. Plan ₿, baby—let’s get those private keys ready and laugh all the way to the decentralized bank! 😎 #HODL

IMO it’s a currency crisis not a crash…hence why gold is ripping. They’ll continue to print and bailout both bond and security markets. Just my two sats 🫡