Yeah, I miss polls. Those were fun.

I used to do womens' fashion and beauty polls on Twitter, with my predominantly-male followers (cuz of my otherwise nerdy feed), which got a lot of attention.

We uncovered deep, dark, secrets like

"most men like big boobs",

"modest clothing makes you nearly invisible",

"you look better with makeup on",

"low WHR is essential, but height doesn't really matter, unless it's extreme",

"blonde hair widens your dating options because guys who prefer blondes tend to be rabid about it, and the rest of the guys are just like, Yay, girls! 🤩",

"But dark hair and light eyes will pick most of the blonde-fetishists",

"Most racist men aren't racist enough to find an objectively beautiful woman unattractive".

😂 Science 🤌🏻