You can just slurp it down and get a second one

Lol I went to Casablanca Morocco and the espresso cafes were just rows of chairs facing the road. No inward facing chairs.

And only men.

Then at the park, only women and kids...

Meanwhile everywhere I go my wife and two kids come. One strapped to her, one to me...

I prefer coffee culture in most of Europe. It seems more quaint. It is hard for me to find places in the U.S. that have the same feel.

There is no European art like that. Everybody who needs more than two attempts to slurp an espresso is disgusting and should be avoided.