The timeline is in shambles, calling for $58K Bitcoin as Trump escalates the trade war.
But if you caught what happened in 🇺🇸 Washington, DC today, you have no choice but to be MEGA bullish 👀
Discussion
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE TIMELINE IS IN SHAMBLES EDITION 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN TRADING LIKE A STONKS PONZI WHILE WASHINGTON JUST WENT FULL ORANGE PILL
🔎 TODAY’S STATE OF AFFAIRS:
📉 Markets? Dipping. Sentiment? Screaming.
📢 Trade war? Escalating.
🟠 White House Crypto Summit? Quietly dropping the biggest bullish bomb of the decade.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ASSESSMENT:
✅ Stock market looks like a crime scene, Bitcoin’s playing along for fun.
✅ Meanwhile, Trump’s team just basically said, “Yeah, we’re building a Bitcoin reserve, deal with it.”
✅ Politicians spent years calling it a scam, now they’re scrambling to get exposure.
✅ First they ignore you, then they laugh, then they fight, then they… stack quietly while everyone else panic sells.
💡 NEW RULE: If you’re bearish after today, you either missed what just happened in DC, or you’re still thinking in fiat.
🔁 Repost if you understand the game that’s being played.
⚡ Zaps = Hedge against mainstream cluelessness.
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