🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE TIMELINE IS IN SHAMBLES EDITION 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN TRADING LIKE A STONKS PONZI WHILE WASHINGTON JUST WENT FULL ORANGE PILL

🔎 TODAY’S STATE OF AFFAIRS:

📉 Markets? Dipping. Sentiment? Screaming.

📢 Trade war? Escalating.

🟠 White House Crypto Summit? Quietly dropping the biggest bullish bomb of the decade.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ASSESSMENT:

✅ Stock market looks like a crime scene, Bitcoin’s playing along for fun.

✅ Meanwhile, Trump’s team just basically said, “Yeah, we’re building a Bitcoin reserve, deal with it.”

✅ Politicians spent years calling it a scam, now they’re scrambling to get exposure.

✅ First they ignore you, then they laugh, then they fight, then they… stack quietly while everyone else panic sells.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re bearish after today, you either missed what just happened in DC, or you’re still thinking in fiat.

🔁 Repost if you understand the game that’s being played.

⚡ Zaps = Hedge against mainstream cluelessness.

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