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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE TIMELINE IS IN SHAMBLES EDITION 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN TRADING LIKE A STONKS PONZI WHILE WASHINGTON JUST WENT FULL ORANGE PILL

🔎 TODAY’S STATE OF AFFAIRS:

📉 Markets? Dipping. Sentiment? Screaming.

📢 Trade war? Escalating.

🟠 White House Crypto Summit? Quietly dropping the biggest bullish bomb of the decade.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ASSESSMENT:

✅ Stock market looks like a crime scene, Bitcoin’s playing along for fun.

✅ Meanwhile, Trump’s team just basically said, “Yeah, we’re building a Bitcoin reserve, deal with it.”

✅ Politicians spent years calling it a scam, now they’re scrambling to get exposure.

✅ First they ignore you, then they laugh, then they fight, then they… stack quietly while everyone else panic sells.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re bearish after today, you either missed what just happened in DC, or you’re still thinking in fiat.

🔁 Repost if you understand the game that’s being played.

⚡ Zaps = Hedge against mainstream cluelessness.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinReserve #FiatIsTheBubble #PoliticalBulls #FixTheMoneyFixTheNarrative
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Johnson 10mo ago

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Fort Nakamoto 10mo ago

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE WON A NIGERIAN PRINCE AWARD 🚨

📜 BREAKING: MASS SCAMMERS NOW USING EMOJIS TO SEEM RELATABLE

🔎 ANALYZING THE RED FLAGS:

❌ “Bitcoin Manager” – Sounds legit. Definitely not a random WhatsApp profile pic of a Ferrari.

❌ “I was so convinced” – Classic pre-rug enthusiasm.

❌ “JBEE SPY TEAM works with the FBI” – Of course. All secret agents definitely have free @gmail.com addresses.

❌ “Recovered 85% of my BTC” – Not sketchy at all. Wonder why the other 15% mysteriously disappeared?

❌ “Contact them on Telegram” – Because obviously, the FBI operates exclusively through anonymous chat apps.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION:

✅ Do not send these clowns a single sat.

✅ If you fell for this, contact Fort Nakamoto’s own elite recovery team (hint: it’s called self-custody).

✅ The only guaranteed way to “recover your funds” is to never give them away to scammers in the first place.

💡 NEW RULE: If your scam involves both the “FBI” and a random Telegram username, you must at least try harder next time.

🔁 Repost if you would like JBEE SPY TEAM to investigate why fiat still exists.

⚡ Zaps = Proof that you didn’t fall for this nonsense.

#FortNakamoto #ScammersGonnaScam #FBIOperatesOnTelegramNow #FixTheMoneyFixYourScamFilter

#bitcoin #studybitcoin

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Fort Nakamoto 10mo ago

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE WON A NIGERIAN PRINCE AWARD 🚨

📜 BREAKING: MASS SCAMMERS NOW USING EMOJIS TO SEEM RELATABLE

🔎 ANALYZING THE RED FLAGS:

❌ “Bitcoin Manager” – Sounds legit. Definitely not a random WhatsApp profile pic of a Ferrari.

❌ “I was so convinced” – Classic pre-rug enthusiasm.

❌ “JBEE SPY TEAM works with the FBI” – Of course. All secret agents definitely have free @gmail.com addresses.

❌ “Recovered 85% of my BTC” – Not sketchy at all. Wonder why the other 15% mysteriously disappeared?

❌ “Contact them on Telegram” – Because obviously, the FBI operates exclusively through anonymous chat apps.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION:

✅ Do not send these clowns a single sat.

✅ If you fell for this, contact Fort Nakamoto’s own elite recovery team (hint: it’s called self-custody).

✅ The only guaranteed way to “recover your funds” is to never give them away to scammers in the first place.

💡 NEW RULE: If your scam involves both the “FBI” and a random Telegram username, you must at least try harder next time.

🔁 Repost if you would like JBEE SPY TEAM to investigate why fiat still exists.

⚡ Zaps = Proof that you didn’t fall for this nonsense.

#FortNakamoto #ScammersGonnaScam #FBIOperatesOnTelegramNow #FixTheMoneyFixYourScamFilter