🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE WON A NIGERIAN PRINCE AWARD 🚨
📜 BREAKING: MASS SCAMMERS NOW USING EMOJIS TO SEEM RELATABLE
🔎 ANALYZING THE RED FLAGS:
❌ “Bitcoin Manager” – Sounds legit. Definitely not a random WhatsApp profile pic of a Ferrari.
❌ “I was so convinced” – Classic pre-rug enthusiasm.
❌ “JBEE SPY TEAM works with the FBI” – Of course. All secret agents definitely have free @gmail.com addresses.
❌ “Recovered 85% of my BTC” – Not sketchy at all. Wonder why the other 15% mysteriously disappeared?
❌ “Contact them on Telegram” – Because obviously, the FBI operates exclusively through anonymous chat apps.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION:
✅ Do not send these clowns a single sat.
✅ If you fell for this, contact Fort Nakamoto’s own elite recovery team (hint: it’s called self-custody).
✅ The only guaranteed way to “recover your funds” is to never give them away to scammers in the first place.
💡 NEW RULE: If your scam involves both the “FBI” and a random Telegram username, you must at least try harder next time.
🔁 Repost if you would like JBEE SPY TEAM to investigate why fiat still exists.
⚡ Zaps = Proof that you didn’t fall for this nonsense.
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