The universe couldn't just let mosquitoes take your blood, no, it had to make it be the itchiest feeling afterwards. Like, my dude, go ahead, feed, but don't torture me while you are at it. At the very least, let us be more sensitive to their landing on your skin so you can defend yourself. And how much can these dudes eat? I swear I have 15 itchy spots from one mosquito. Obsessed? Food addiction? Need a Jenny Craig's for bugs?

Anyhoo, I look like I was playing fear factor this morning. #mosquito