I wrote a comedy Scifi plot earlier:
- The Satoshi Protocol.
By the start of the 21st century, a delegation from the Galactic Free Market arrives at planet Earth. After the initial scouting they quickly conclude that the reports had been accurate; there was a significant risk of an emerging, tyrannical world government.
The known remedy against harmful central planning had been perfected over several millennia and across a myriad of civilizations.
As The Delegation proceeded with implementation of the Remedy Agenda, they designed a clever scenario that would implode on the power-seeking tyrants over the coming decades.
The primary technology tool for the Remedy Agenda was a code that had a surprising 99,99% chance of success from past trials. It was commonly known as the Satoshi Protocol.
There was actually only one exception where the code had failed; on the distant, toxic planet of Ethor, where the local humanoids for some reason still yet unexplained had incredibly small and underdeveloped frontal lobes.
Tragically Ethor would blow itself up before the causes of the code failure were properly investigated. This planetary tragedy culminated in a bad space shuttle catastrophy involving emperor El'oon, dog tokens, monkey pictures and Xi-aan nuclear warheads in an unfortunately unwholesome combination. El'oon was reported to have commented: I blew it. If the most entertaining outcome is the most likely, then the question must be: entertaining for whom?
Anyway, the implementation of the Satoshi protocol on Earth was a quite marvelous success depite a few early hickups with old code versions containing a few bugs which were fixed early on.
The ingenious plot of the Remedy Agenda was a deliberate setup designed to filter out the worst tyrants on the planet and persuade them that their complete dominion of the globe was imminent.
As the Remedy Agenda is implemented incrementally, the foundations that the villains believed were a solid bedrock for their absolute power, in their hubris, collapses under them, exposing and humiliating them before the final chapters of The Trials; the entertaining highlight of the Satoshi method.
The Delegation's intent behind the Remedy Agenda was creating a powerful catalyst that transformed human consciousness on a planetary scale, leading to a worldwide rejection of tyranny and an embrace for peacful voluntarism. The Galactic Free Market could under no circumstances welcome into their midst a barbaric, imperialistic civilization that had not properly passed the Satoshi Protocol.
As the worst tyrants of planet Earth had self-selected themselves for a severe cosmic karma education, they were eventually sent back in time with an armada of spaceships whose course were plotted to crash into the distant planet Ethor, an event which subsequent scholars still speculate might have lead to its final, previous destruction.
Congratulations Earthlings, you passed the Great Filter. The Galactic Free Market can now welcome the newest sovereign solar system admittance to the Interstellar Alliance of Sovereigns.
♾️/21M
