If you have auto insurance that is up to date. You could park it on the side of a cliff, leave it in neutral, and accidentally bump into it with all your strength until it flies over a mountain. This seems like the most logical course of action.
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Pssst don't leak my plans 😮💨🤣
Well, it's a good thing they don't check Nostr for social media yet lol
They probably do, so I have to get it on a ship and accidentally drop it
"Loss my car in a shipping accident. Ooops."