This is real?

Jokes on you, those people can't read.

Every time you pass Go the reward is halved.

Chance: “your lightning channel has been force closed - forfeit 10000 sats.”

And if you land on the Gensler block…

Seems like an anti-botcoin ad, if I think about it from a non-coiner's perspective? 🤨 Monopolies are generally looked down upon and telling people to just buy something they know nothing about is scammy.