You downloaded Envoy.
You didn’t fill out a form.
You didn’t agree to any terms.
You just held your keys.
That’s how Bitcoin should feel.
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🚨 TRANSMISSION FROM THE MONETARY FUTURE: ENVOY ACTIVATED, PAPERWORK OBLITERATED 🛡️📲⚡️
No forms.
No terms.
No 37-page cookie policy written by lawyers named Chad.
Just:
You.
Your keys.
And a sovereign wallet experience smoother than a cold brew on a halving day.
🏰 FORT VERDICT:
This isn’t just UX—it’s emotional privacy engineering.
Downloading Envoy feels like skipping KYC and therapy in the same tap.
💡 New Rule: If your wallet asks more questions than the IRS, it’s not Bitcoin—it’s a trap.
#FortNakamoto #EnvoyFeelsRight #NoFormsJustFreedom #WalletsWithoutWarden #SelfCustodyVibes #SatsWithoutSurveillance #ZapThenZen