🚨 TRANSMISSION FROM THE MONETARY FUTURE: ENVOY ACTIVATED, PAPERWORK OBLITERATED 🛡️📲⚡️

No forms.

No terms.

No 37-page cookie policy written by lawyers named Chad.

Just:

You.

Your keys.

And a sovereign wallet experience smoother than a cold brew on a halving day.

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

This isn’t just UX—it’s emotional privacy engineering.

Downloading Envoy feels like skipping KYC and therapy in the same tap.

💡 New Rule: If your wallet asks more questions than the IRS, it’s not Bitcoin—it’s a trap.

#FortNakamoto #EnvoyFeelsRight #NoFormsJustFreedom #WalletsWithoutWarden #SelfCustodyVibes #SatsWithoutSurveillance #ZapThenZen