after that baby can ride a bike, you gotta work on lengthening that umbilical cord
tear that shit in two with your teeth if you have to
be a husband again
Discussion
straight up: are you gonna eat your mom out after dinner or am i?
exactly. and that's why ~you~ are doing the dishes
we all contribute to the happiness of this family
that's what family is
Raised by single mom energy
are you literate? raised by dead mom energy