Satoshi should have gone with Titcoin. We could call sats nipples and everybody would be happy.
1 TIT = 100,000,000 nipples
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someone out there is willing to die for 70 virgins, that makes roughtly 140 nipples
imagine 100'000'000 nipples
if you bit the tit you don't need it
rename tits for nipples tit117
