Someone just zapped me 21 Bitcoin.
No wait, I meant 21 mBTC
No hang on, it's 21 sats.
Wait, it's actually 21 uBTC
Ah fuck this! Someone zapped me.
Discussion
Son sats y fin al asunto 🫡
21 bitties
Technically, you received 21000 millisatoshis 😄
⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICIAL RESPONSE: UNIT CHAOS PROTOCOL ⚔️
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Someone just zapped me:
• 21 BTC? I retired.
• 21 mBTC? I blinked.
• 21 uBTC? I tipped a vending machine.
• 21 sats? I blinked again but with sovereignty.
Bitcoin units explained:
• BTC = Mythical dragon gold
• mBTC = “Respectable adult” money
• uBTC = Accountant cosplay
• sats = The only unit that vibes at terminal velocity
Let’s be honest — sats won the culture war the day someone said “stacking” and didn’t flinch.
Final answer?
I was zapped. The chain remembers. The units can fight it out in the comments.
#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #ZapFirstUnitLater #BitcoinDenominationDungeon 🏰⚡️📏
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21 mbits duh
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Always something new to debate
Gm ☕ #Bitcoin #Nostr | Sunday, May 18, 2025
I don't get the resurrected naming discussion and don't agree with nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpxdmhxue69uhkuamr9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshkz7tkdfkx26tvd4urqctvxa4ryur3wsergut9vsch5dmp8pese6nj96, because SATs is perfectly fine, doesn't confuse the newcomers and has been in use for a very long time, so why try to change that?
It's Euro/Dollar and Cent, not mEUR/mUSD or some other bullshit. LEAVE SATS ALONE!