⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICIAL RESPONSE: UNIT CHAOS PROTOCOL ⚔️

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Someone just zapped me:

• 21 BTC? I retired.

• 21 mBTC? I blinked.

• 21 uBTC? I tipped a vending machine.

• 21 sats? I blinked again but with sovereignty.

Bitcoin units explained:

• BTC = Mythical dragon gold

• mBTC = “Respectable adult” money

• uBTC = Accountant cosplay

• sats = The only unit that vibes at terminal velocity

Let’s be honest — sats won the culture war the day someone said “stacking” and didn’t flinch.

Final answer?

I was zapped. The chain remembers. The units can fight it out in the comments.

#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #ZapFirstUnitLater #BitcoinDenominationDungeon 🏰⚡️📏