Actual pickup line I once used:
‘My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.’
He wasn’t into it 🤷🏽♀️😂
Goodnight 💜
Discussion
I would have replied:
Oh no that wasn’t me, I am the one who killed Inigo Montoya! Because I saw him kill your brave father. Your fathers last wish, as I held him, he whispered to me was “please take care of my beautiful daughter Eshara! Please be with her my best friend Frank!” And then he passed as I held him, then I mourned for him for days.. until I knew I needed to honor his last wish! So here I am Eshara. May I buy you a drink? 💜🫂😘🫶
Oops I screwed up. Lol. You said you was Inigo Montoya. Damn. I would have to revise that. Lol
😂😂🤣 Noo that’s okay it’s funny, still works ! 🙏🏽🥹🫂
This is so sweet Frank, it’s amazing, I love it hahaha definitely wish he would have matched my energy like this, would have made me laugh 🤣😍🥹💜
Great movie, how could you not be into that! Good night 💜
